A second bout of gastric malaise appears to have gripped Biology students across the cohort. Imbued with a strong thirst for truth, we spoke to Dr Bingley to find out why Biology students were suddenly facing such severe digestive woes. The increasingly famous spin doctor ventured far out of his field of practice (as is […]

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Student grades have suffered much at the unforgiving hands (both visible and invisible) of the various departments. With most students left with only the menial task of shading ‘A’ 80 times, Waffle Press reports on the Prelim situation. Biology students this time were faced with a far more complicated subject matter. The department went well […]

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Faced with increasingly restrictive rubrics for SPA grading, school administrators are considering affixing a portrait of the great Dr. Millikan to inspire students in their empirical studies. Hopefully this will inspire students to get creative if they don’t achieve the prescribed results. In fact, teachers are hoping that the portrait of Dr Millikan will encourage […]

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A confused physics student accidentally found his way into the ISH during the physics examination. The student unfortunately failed to recognise that he was sitting for the wrong paper until after it had begun and mortified when he discovered that he did not actually know what a ribosome was and what it did. He was […]

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