Students islandwide were taken by complete surprise by the recent SN2 attack from Cambridge, exemplifying the growing threat of terrorism from the reputable institution. The Waffle Press reports. Ongoing investigations into Cambridge’s practices have proceeded at a record pace, no doubt completely unrelated to Cameron’s alma mater. Many students affected by the catastrophe were seen […]

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Student grades have suffered much at the unforgiving hands (both visible and invisible) of the various departments. With most students left with only the menial task of shading ‘A’ 80 times, Waffle Press reports on the Prelim situation. Biology students this time were faced with a far more complicated subject matter. The department went well […]

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Recently, the chemistry department conducted intensive research into the fundamental properties of “Transition Metals” (TMs). They published their findings in a research paper titled “An introduction to the chemistry of transition elements” which was so intriguing, it quickly made its way into the hands of over a thousand students. The paper was largely a run […]

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Having marked the chemistry exam scripts incredibly quickly, the department has already announced its plans for future common tests. In order to make the exam fairer and more approachable, the department has decided to take a number of important measures. Firstly, the last five questions on the OMS will automatically be shaded as the option […]

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Faced with increasingly restrictive rubrics for SPA grading, school administrators are considering affixing a portrait of the great Dr. Millikan to inspire students in their empirical studies. Hopefully this will inspire students to get creative if they don’t achieve the prescribed results. In fact, teachers are hoping that the portrait of Dr Millikan will encourage […]

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A student who has achieved poor grades throughout her life reportedly scored an astonishing 25/20 for the Chemistry CT2 question C2 (OR) (referred to within the department as “we didn’t think you’d get this far“). The student, Jess See, impressed examiners with deep insights into the production process of all reagents and products with commonly […]

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This is the first article in our Meet The Markers special report. Celebration is in the air as students enjoy a hard-earned weekend after the end of the Common Tests. They are joined today by tutors and lecturers who have just completed marking all the CT2 scripts as well. This astonishing feat was made possible […]

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