“Popular” is the campus’ most visited bookstore. Everyday, students flock to it to purchase stationery, school merchandise and books. As a result, the bookstore appears to have gained a name for itself throughout the campus. However, the recent class action lawsuit filed against the company has now raised questions about the accuracy of the perceptions […]

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After a recent series of events, the country’s Monetary Authority has declared a state of emergency. Waffle Press reporters went to the Sovereign Treasury and spoke to Chancellor of the Exchequer Mun Nee Gai to find out more. The problem is believed to have come up due to the tough economic climate in China combined […]

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An epidemic has descended on the student populace. Dazed students lumbered out of the ISH and MPH this morning with the knowledge that the Economics Department had once again outdone themselves, managing to wipe the floor with even the best-prepared snaeks. We spoke to Mr Yew Dun Ngoh, Jack to find out more. As it […]

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A brazen economics student is presently under fire from the Department of Economics after writing a scathing essay criticizing the Departments’ actions over the past few years. The student, who chose to be known only as “Pineapple Rice”, was demoralized after completing what appeared to be a straightforward Question 4a only to realize that Question […]

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For every 99 students who cannot wait to turn their backs on this dreaded subject, there is one who aspires to go the LSE, draw some lines and win the USD 1.4 million Nobel Prize in Economics. Winning this highly regarded prize is easier than it looks, according to previous recipients, if you employ some […]

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This is the third article in our Meet The Markers special report. The Economics Department, in contrast was preoccupied with preparing questions for the Prelim examinations later this year. In the few minutes calculated and allocated to us on the basis of the marginalist principle, we managed to glean a few precious nuggets of information […]

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Parking attendant Yan had recently come under fire after an investigation revealed that she was issuing out an excessive number of parking tickets to her ex economics tutors. She justified this using vague claims about the pursuit of self-interest and pointed out a correlation between her career prospects and the lack of chance she was […]

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A student prodigy in Economics has recently been lauded by everyone but the Department of Economics for outstanding contributions to the field. After an astonishing 7 page preamble about deficit-increasing communist Presidents and their far left agenda of making healthcare affordable, the student proceeded to provide the silver bullet to end the debt problem. The […]

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Despite several announcements made during and before the exam, one unfortunate student mistook the Economics CT2 exam for a General Paper exam. The student was not paying attention to a single announcement as he hardbound his 8 page dissertation on US spending and the standard of living and proceeded to hand in his script confident […]

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A consortium led by 7-11 and the Canteen Vendors Association is pursuing litigation against the Chill franchise which they claim has used anticompetitive methods to steal business from smaller enterprises. A spokesperson for the consortium stated that Chill’s operation went against regulations as it ran 2 air conditioned stores, selling freshly baked waffles and underpriced […]

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