As students across the cohort prepare for their Prelim MCQ papers, we interviewed a student who seems to have figured it all out. Despite achieving lacklustre results ever since he began his education here, he managed to score full marks for every MCQ question across all his subjects in CT2. This has had a thoroughly […]

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It is well known that the GP department spends several weeks collating the best bull from each exam to put into the KS Bull. The book has served as an inspiration to students throughout the years who aspire to churn out high quality fabricated arguments. Over its many editions, the book has earned acclaim from […]

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A brazen economics student is presently under fire from the Department of Economics after writing a scathing essay criticizing the Departments’ actions over the past few years. The student, who chose to be known only as “Pineapple Rice”, was demoralized after completing what appeared to be a straightforward Question 4a only to realize that Question […]

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This is the fourth and final article in our Meet The Markers Special Report Yesterday, the school administration filed a police report upon realising that no GP tutor had been seen since the GP CT. Having completed their marking in double-quick time, the other academic staff had turned their attention to more important matters including […]

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This is the third article in our Meet The Markers special report. The Economics Department, in contrast was preoccupied with preparing questions for the Prelim examinations later this year. In the few minutes calculated and allocated to us on the basis of the marginalist principle, we managed to glean a few precious nuggets of information […]

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Still reeling from the shocking blow dealt to them by the single semiconductor question in the Physics paper, semiconductor physics students were entirely unamused to discover that the chemistry department had opted to test them on Silicon and Germanium. Our reporters interviewed several students who had embarked on the monumental task of studying semiconductor physics […]

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This is the second article in our Meet The Markers special report. After a meeting the Department of Chemistry, we managed to interview Dr Bingley from the Department of Physics to find out what his department’s marking experience was like. In the precious few minutes before his flight to the Bahamas, our reporters learned that […]

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A student who has achieved poor grades throughout her life reportedly scored an astonishing 25/20 for the Chemistry CT2 question C2 (OR) (referred to within the department as “we didn’t think you’d get this far“). The student, Jess See, impressed examiners with deep insights into the production process of all reagents and products with commonly […]

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This is the first article in our Meet The Markers special report. Celebration is in the air as students enjoy a hard-earned weekend after the end of the Common Tests. They are joined today by tutors and lecturers who have just completed marking all the CT2 scripts as well. This astonishing feat was made possible […]

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A straw poll conducted by the Millikan Institute, a leading think tank, has found that students in school now overwhelmingly prefer all superheroes not part of the Avengers. The surprise result found all the Avengers pushed to the bottom, with Iron Man and the Hulk finishing dead last. Topping the poll instead were superheroes like […]

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A confused physics student accidentally found his way into the ISH during the physics examination. The student unfortunately failed to recognise that he was sitting for the wrong paper until after it had begun and mortified when he discovered that he did not actually know what a ribosome was and what it did. He was […]

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Unbeknownst to most of the students sitting for the examination. The Common Test 2 paper was set with a hidden agenda, with many of the questions relating to real-world events. Waffle Press goes behind the scenes to bring you the inside story. Fraudulent Wholesaler Puts Rocks In Boxes Of Cherries An unethical cherry wholesaler has […]

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Parking attendant Yan had recently come under fire after an investigation revealed that she was issuing out an excessive number of parking tickets to her ex economics tutors. She justified this using vague claims about the pursuit of self-interest and pointed out a correlation between her career prospects and the lack of chance she was […]

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A student prodigy in Economics has recently been lauded by everyone but the Department of Economics for outstanding contributions to the field. After an astonishing 7 page preamble about deficit-increasing communist Presidents and their far left agenda of making healthcare affordable, the student proceeded to provide the silver bullet to end the debt problem. The […]

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Despite several announcements made during and before the exam, one unfortunate student mistook the Economics CT2 exam for a General Paper exam. The student was not paying attention to a single announcement as he hardbound his 8 page dissertation on US spending and the standard of living and proceeded to hand in his script confident […]

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