The school’s crack team of Corporate Communicators are once again preparing to announce that the school has achieved the greatest A Level results in the history of Singapore. Waffle Press reports. Reporters in the vicinity of the school spotted the Millikan Institute’s team of statisticians streaming into the crystal palace for a brief meeting with […]

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During a “post-mortem” session, a bold Mathematician from the department made a series of unprecedented statements. Waffle Press investigates. The episode began with the teacher, Mr Ee Er San, declaring that there were in fact newsworthy articles outside The Waffle Press. While this seems an outrageous proposition to most, the intrepid tutor went on to […]

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The recent mathematical catastrophe proved remarkably effective in worsening the plight of already demoralised students. A voluntary survey about students’ career goals and aspirations after the paper found a disproportionate number had ruled out any statistics-related occupation and many cited the PSLE as their only and highest qualification before burying their heads in sorrow. Math […]

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A straw poll conducted by the Millikan Institute, a leading think tank, has found that students in school now overwhelmingly prefer all superheroes not part of the Avengers. The surprise result found all the Avengers pushed to the bottom, with Iron Man and the Hulk finishing dead last. Topping the poll instead were superheroes like […]

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Unbeknownst to most of the students sitting for the examination. The Common Test 2 paper was set with a hidden agenda, with many of the questions relating to real-world events. Waffle Press goes behind the scenes to bring you the inside story. Fraudulent Wholesaler Puts Rocks In Boxes Of Cherries An unethical cherry wholesaler has […]

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Parking attendant Yan had recently come under fire after an investigation revealed that she was issuing out an excessive number of parking tickets to her ex economics tutors. She justified this using vague claims about the pursuit of self-interest and pointed out a correlation between her career prospects and the lack of chance she was […]

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A study conducted by the Millikan Foundation has concluded that post-examination discussions have the potential to improve students’ results in the aforementioned exams. Procedure involved visually impaired researchers selecting candidates through convenience sampling of the local population. An interview with the researchers revealed their pride in adhering to international scientific guidelines in conducting a double-blind […]

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