Recent events have seen a group of speculators researchers conjuring Narnia-esque fantasies about this esteemed institution, concluding that it does in fact suck. Waffle Press reports. Award winning data scientist Dr Bingley from the Millikan Institute praised the research methodologies of the research team. In a rather lengthy exclusive interview, he told reporters: “The individuals […]

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With the life-changing “A” level examinations drawing closer, local students are increasingly feeling the heat. The Social Justice League momentarily amassed popular support for the first time after raising concerns about the “unrealistic expectations” for students here. Members of the SJL pointed out that the difficulty level of local examinations has been rising faster than […]

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Accusations of elitism have been hurled at this honourable institution since time immemorial. Students have come and gone but the perception of snobbishness has been one of the few things that remained constant. Our reporters set out to tackle this challenging topic to shed some light on the current status of elitism in the school. […]

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