Recent events have seen a group of speculators researchers conjuring Narnia-esque fantasies about this esteemed institution, concluding that it does in fact suck. Waffle Press reports. Award winning data scientist Dr Bingley from the Millikan Institute praised the research methodologies of the research team. In a rather lengthy exclusive interview, he told reporters: “The individuals […]

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Recently, the chemistry department conducted intensive research into the fundamental properties of “Transition Metals” (TMs). They published their findings in a research paper titled “An introduction to the chemistry of transition elements” which was so intriguing, it quickly made its way into the hands of over a thousand students. The paper was largely a run […]

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In the true spirit of the free market, the school imposes few, if any, restrictions on the chow served up by canteen vendors. This policy has recently been validated by scientific evidence unearthed below a pile of papers in the Millikan Institute. The few regulations placed are of course in the best interests of students. […]

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Faced with increasingly restrictive rubrics for SPA grading, school administrators are considering affixing a portrait of the great Dr. Millikan to inspire students in their empirical studies. Hopefully this will inspire students to get creative if they don’t achieve the prescribed results. In fact, teachers are hoping that the portrait of Dr Millikan will encourage […]

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A student who has the misfortune of studying Chemistry has recently been censured by the Department of Chemistry for arguing that aqueous Iodine may actually turn white and gold in the presence of starch. Referring to a photo on his smartphone, the student argued that the due to the differing levels of lighting available in […]

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ClusterLabs, Block C – When most students think of time, they also often think of the work attached to it and how every last moment of their time will be entirely consumed by the time hungry oppressive juggernaut known as School. Due to this, physicists have always imagined that in fact, ‘free time’, time that […]

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